Words are spells.
These are mine.
Welcome to The Oracle’s Archive - part confessional booth, part research lab, part smutty sermon.
This is where I over-analyze tropes, unpack book boyfriends like sacred texts, and post essays that read like foreplay.
The Oracle’s Smut Scale: How Spicy Is Too Spicy?
Everyone asks the same question: “How spicy is this book?” But let’s be real, “spicy” means different things to different people. That’s why I’ll share The Oracle’s Smut Scale: a five-level heat map of horniness designed to help you find exactly the kind of ruin you’re looking for. Let’s begin.