Some call me
a smut sommelier.

Others just scream my name during chapter 55.

I am The Smut Oracle
and I ruin people for mediocre books.

You know that feeling when a book gets it so right that it leaves you breathless?

That chapter you reread three times because it hit something raw and perfect inside you?

That’s what I chase. That’s what I deliver.

I’ve always been the one people come to for recommendations - the one who knows how to match a mood, a kink, a spiral. I’ve read the tropes, studied the archetypes, and wandered the wildest corners of BookTok and AO3. But more than that? I see people.

You’re not just a reader. You’re a walking craving. And babes, I know what you need before you do.

“Your next obsession is already waiting.
I just have to find it.”

- The Oracle

I’m a lifelong romance reader, a theater girl from a time when that was not cool, a Swiftie elder-Millennial, and a sucker for anything involving banter and power imbalance. I’ve got a background in business, storytelling, and sharp-tongued sass. I remain a staunch defender of the Oxford Comma.

When I’m not matching you with your next book boyfriend, I’m sipping something warm, reading under a weighted blanket, or pebbling my friends with memes and videos.

I created The Smut Oracle because I was tired of the same recycled tropes and bad recs. I wanted something intimate. Smart. Naughty. Deliciously tailored.

And now I want that for you.

XoXo,
Emily

Behind the smoke and sarcasm

Reader. Recommender. Ruiner of Lives.
Pleased to meet you, darling.